Son of Enma Daiou, the Lord of
the Spirit World, Koenma comes in two flavors: Classic Koenma: We were tempted
to call him Koenma Lite, but this is actually Junior's real form.
He's seven hundred years old
We think that the aforementioned Pacifier Problem is why Koenma isn't in more of these stories. |
and about a foot tall. He's not even a very
cute baby! Lively Little Hiei-chan...now that's a cute baby.
Koenma
Plus: When he visits the Ningenkai, Koenma assumes the form of
a tall, slender young man with feathery brown hair, keen but
dreamy eyes, nice cheekbones, and...a pacifier. Clearly the pacifier
has to be removed before any yaoi activities can begin--but then
where do you put it? Remember it's all sticky and probably smells
like somebody's old retainer. If you put it on the ground it's
going to get dirty and pick up all kinds of crud. If you hold
it, you're somebody trying to make love while holding a pacifier.
